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All across the intranet, people are discussing Uwe.
I think this is too much far though. Stop Dr. Boll The hate will soon end one day. "Hamfisted" is a word that confuses Uwe. Confuses and arouses. Much like Unconscious.
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"Lay down here and we'll do some tests. If Fry is out there then Leela's brain could be acting as a five-pound Ouija board." "Is this some sort of brain scanner?" "Some sort, yes. In France it's called a guillotine." "Professor! Can't you examine my brain without removing it?" "Yes, easily." |
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I love you, Doc.
I've never seen any Uwe Boll movies, care to name some?
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04-26-2005, 02:36 PM
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Alone in The Dark - Excellent Uwe film
House of The Dead - Classic Uwe Film Heart of America - Uwe directed it...craft service table was the yum. Uwe now in pre-productoin of future video game blockbuster Bloodrayne. It will rival new Star Wars in buzz and fan loving. Unconscious should watch all these big Uwe movies. Then give praises to Uwe in form of touching and light poetry.
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erm ok... i hate to interupt but those films suck LMAO sorry uwe
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"Lay down here and we'll do some tests. If Fry is out there then Leela's brain could be acting as a five-pound Ouija board." "Is this some sort of brain scanner?" "Some sort, yes. In France it's called a guillotine." "Professor! Can't you examine my brain without removing it?" "Yes, easily." |
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You are but one critic Raventt.
My fans are many around whole world. I get mobbed in Uganda. Mobbed.
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I feel sorry for you. being famous or infamous does indeed sound like a burden. I don't envy that at all.
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"Lay down here and we'll do some tests. If Fry is out there then Leela's brain could be acting as a five-pound Ouija board." "Is this some sort of brain scanner?" "Some sort, yes. In France it's called a guillotine." "Professor! Can't you examine my brain without removing it?" "Yes, easily." |
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At the video store I work at, we have a big poster of ALONE IN THE DARK up. The poster, while derivative of THE KINGDOM, is quite good and so everybody comes in and says - "Hey, what's ALONE IN THE DARK? That looks cool!" Yikes.
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"Lay down here and we'll do some tests. If Fry is out there then Leela's brain could be acting as a five-pound Ouija board." "Is this some sort of brain scanner?" "Some sort, yes. In France it's called a guillotine." "Professor! Can't you examine my brain without removing it?" "Yes, easily." |
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Im sure Scott would say to customer person.."I'm very much sorry but that great movie film is not on DVD yet...but when it is released the line outside begins at 4 am."
The commentary by Uwe will sell millions of DVD's. Scott will receive a cut of profits for his tireless promotion of Uwe films in his store and his glowing reviews. One foot washes the other.
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I hate to admit it but this UWE pretender really makes me laugh and start to think maybe UWE will become his own TROMA...i mean.
really maybe he is doing this on purpose. I dont know. Whatever. I hate his films, yet I am getting a sick urge to rent house of the dead and share it to my friends in teh philippines. I read the haters...and maybe. maybe UWE has entertainment potential. i will have to (shudder) watch alone in the dark again. maybe I should view house of the dead as a comedy...hmmmm. it is fun to bitch about. maybe I will look into this UWE darkside people are jumping onto.
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Be sure to listen to commentary on House Of Dead.
You will learn much about the price of Starbucks coffee. And boobies. I kid you not at all in this. Happy viewing!
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Hmm i cant find dvd copies here, just VCD so no directors comments.
I must come home now so I can find out about the price of starbucks coffee, and boobies you say? hmm hooters hooters yum yum yum, hooters hooters on a girl thats dumb! -al bundy. hehehehe Mr. uwe can you tell a die hard Uwe fan some of what you said about coffee? i am interested. is there an official Uwe fan site.
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